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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Inside the first 30 seconds

Of her arrival at my house, mom looks up the stairs at me and announces:

"Oh! You're not that big!"

Me [Aghast at any possible downplay of the giant belly I am dragging around]: Are you kidding me?! Look at this thing! [Turns sideways.]
Mom [Now standing next to me]: No, you don't look all that big.
Me: Nuh-uh! Check this out! [Immediately start pulling up shirt and pulling down waist of pregger shorts.]

Nothing says "Love" like stripping down for your mom to show her your vast expanse of belly.

And then I hugged her.
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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9/13/07, 2:00 PM

    ummm, it's Thursday, where's the pic?!

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