Moo

In the process of clearing off my desk (You really don't want to know how awful my desk looks.) and looking for the bills, I ran across the two week check up sheet from the pediatrician. The first line under Nutrition caught my eye.

Nutrition

• Most babies eat every 2-4 hours around the clock. Average is around 24-32 ounces a day.

Let that sink in a moment, why don't you.

If we go by those average figures, I am producing 48-64 ounces of milk every day.

I'm making up to half a gallon of milk or possibly more.

I really am a cow.

Moo.