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Friday, January 29, 2010

Note to the Twins...

Screaming is not the same as sleeping.

I know they both start with "s" and end in "ing", but really? I know you're both just two (and a third), but they AREN'T the same thing.

Now please, let's make with the napping, OK? OK. Great.

Oh man, did I just confuse the issue by changing it to the "N" word?

I don't know, but the screaming has abruptly stopped. Maybe my super powers have finally come in and I've made them fall asleep by thinking about it hard enough! Woo!

I'd give up on the idea of flight for Super Directed Napping powers, I would.

3 comments:

  1. oh yes...reading this I have just crept downstairs after a fullon sleeping aka screaming session...all is quiet but I bet the moment I take the dinner out the over they'll start up again..

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  2. Huh. And here's me grumbling about a 5 month old who is trying to get used to not being wrapped at naptime... she doesn't scream, just grouches for a while.

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  3. PS. your bread post made me drool. Not helping the diet urge lady!

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