decide to write a book about, you know, all this [Wild gesture to encompass crazy household of 2 year old twins, 8 year old girl , 2 cats, 1 husband, several thousand plants and a dying, weed infested lawn and the skeletal remains of a vegetable garden.] I have a title.
You know, in case I can ever sit down and write anything. Also assuming anyone would read such drivel.
Don't steal it. It's totally mine.
I'm warnin' ya!