If I ever decided to write a book about the insanity of twinning, I think that would be the title.
Either that or A Cold Cup of Tea.
How long does it take "normal" people to have a cup of tea in the morning? How about people with singletons? It's taking me anywhere from 2 to 4 hours to finish that first cup of tea. Oh and I'm not allowed to eat breakfast, lunch or dinner while sitting.
Sitting and eating, you see, is an offense against Those Who Are Not Sitting In Your Lap. Also, since they outnumber me, I can only put one in my lap and still eat or feed the lap winner. This leaves the second one standing next to me whining and crying. Excellent background music to aid the digestion, let me tell you!
One day, when these kids are all teenagers, I have every intention of sitting in their laps and stealing their dinner. You just wait!