The brand spanking new Woman with a Hatchet's Miracle Weight Loss Program. Listen to what our satisfied clients have to say about it:
"I lost 4 pounds in 2 weeks! Without dieting!"*
You too, can have fabulous results! There's no secret, no crazy dieting (Unlike the Protein Sparing Modified Fast - ask me how I know about that one!) and no waiting. You can start your program today!
We call our program Power Gardening. Here's how it works...
- Walk your child to school and rack up ~5 miles per day, 5 days a week!
- Upon returning home from drop off, garden like mad for 4 to 6 hours per day, 5 days a week!
- As always, proper diet is an essential part of losing weight. Drop down to only one dessert a day!
- Watch those calories and try not to eat as many doughnuts or drink as many mugs of chai as you have hands!
That's it! That's all there is to it. Wake up early, walk walk walk, garden garden garden, walk walk walk and eat a little less of all those things you like to eat anyway.
This Public Service Announcement brought to you by: Woman with a Hatchet. Maker of bigger and better gardens everywhere!
* Your results may vary. Climatic conditions and school holidays may also affect your results.
That's right, baby! I'm wearin' mah skinny jeans now!