I love thee to the depth and breadth of the living room.
I love thee to the farthest reaches of the kitchen and dining rooms.
I love thee for how clean you leave my floors, though the water
is greatly black.
I love thee with a passion set aside for useful things.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
when the Roomba stopped working.
I love thee with all the time I have gained
by no longer having to mop, thus enabling my multi-tasking.
And so long as your battery lasts, I will love thee still!