No. You not understand.
Hatchet scratched, pinched, bitten, screamed and whined at. Hatchet get NO SLEEP.
Hatchet feel psychotic angerrrrrrr. Raaaaarrrrr!
Hatchet go get blood drawn. Feel
Hatchet get chocolate doughnut (Is TOO how you spell it, dumb machine!) and tall glass of milk.
Starting to feel human again.
Maybe life not so bad after all.*
* But you better not pinch me no more!