[A really, really pregnant figures pushes itself up from the ground painfully and shakes a clenched fist at the pre-dawn sky.]
"As God is my Witness, I shall never be pregnant again!"*
-- Scarlett O'Hatchet
* Barring accidents, Acts of God, Acts of War, Little Green Men from Mars, spontaneous generation or parthenogenesis. You mileage may vary. See participating Hatchets for details. Limited time offer. Results not typical.