Eric just walked in from mowing the lawn (We have one now, be amazed!) and I asked him if he'd brought a bird in for Kaboom, who was sitting with me expectantly. Or was that me? Do I now sit expectantly?
Kaboom "asked" if Dad had brought him a bird while he was hunting in the yard. Dad Cat said, "No, I didn't, but if I had run over a bird while I'd been mowing, it would have have been Shredded Tweet!"
Disclaimer: No birds were harmed in the making of this post.