Why is it that if I don't check email for three days (normally unheard of for me!), when I do check it, it's filled with all kinds of nasty spam. Who are these people that think I want penis enhancement?!
I've got spam filters galore, but it doesn't seem to slow them down any. So if you've sent me a note in the last 3 days and are wondering why I haven't gotten back to you, it's because I'm slogging through my inbox.
Want some prescription drugs cheap! from Canada? Got lots of offers about those, too.
Am totally considering siccing my ex-computer hacker honey on them. Maybe he could send them a virus? Oh the temptation!