The latest in a long line of bedtime stalling tactics:
[Heard from upstairs]
[Sigh] Do you need something, Caitlin?
[Whining] I need a tissue!
[Exhausted] Then get one, Caitlin. I don't need to be involved.
[Grating whining] But I want you to get me one!
[Warningly] Caaaaitlin...I am nursing [insert twin name here]. I can't help you. You're a big girl, you can get it yourself.
[Increasingly louder whining resulting in yelling from parental unit until 6 year old returns to bed.]
I know that the repeated misbehavior is a bid to get our attention and that she doesn't care if it's positive or negative, but come on! There's only so much misbehavior the sleep deprived can take before they start thinking about trading in 6 year old girls for something else that takes much less effort.
Maybe a nice pet rock.